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Monday, March 29, 2010

Colour me shocked.... SHOCKED!

Knock me over with a feather, we learned today Ricky Martin is... gay.


Here's another one you saw coming. (Or would have seen coming if you gave the slightest shit.)

That's right-- continuing the long tradition of officially coming out of the closet long after anyone cares or even really remembers who you are, late 90's Latin heartthrob Ricky Martin has announced his gaiety on his website, writing: " I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am. RM"

Babaluuuuuuuuuuuu!

Oh. Wait. Wrong Ricky. Oh well! Congratulations anyway, Mr. Martin!

What no People article, no gabies?